|It's "Don't Cook Naked", not "Don't Drink Alone"|
I've also been busy cooking, and in doing so have discovered the answers to these pressing questions:
- Can one person polish off three-quarters of a bottle of wine alone without being called a boozehound?
- Can one person finish a dozen eggs, two sticks of butter, two pints of heavy cream, two pints of half-and-half, one box of sugar, one bag of chocolate chips, two quarts of full-fat yogurt in just two days?
- Can one person answer the above pressing questions while sticking to her fad diet of no alcohol and only low-fat proteins?